TemplarLord's Mass Effect Story v1.51

Beginning of v1.51...
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[TL's Crew Member no.01 is now known as Clyde -- TL's Crew Member no.01 is now known as Dylan]

Dylan: So? What are you waiting for?
Clyde: Yeah, yeah, lemme find a cellphone that works first.
Dylan: What happened to yours?
Clyde: One of the christians stole it... Ah, here's one. -- Works too.
(Calling Dave)
Dave: Yah?
Clyde: Dave! So glad to hear a friendly voice! Listen, we had some complications.
Dave: Like you're the only ones. The Citadel is in ruins. Where were you fighting during the attack?
Clyde: We were held captive by christians, TemplarLord managed to save us though... Sort to speak.
Dylan: Tell him about the massive rock dude; that shit was dope!
Clyde: Shhh...
Dave: Christians? What christians?
Clyde: ... The ones that attacked the Citadel?
Dave: The Citadel was attacked by the Geth.
Clyde: (confused) Listen, whatever, we need your advice... Temp's been killed.
Dave: So? Just re-load the game. Temp is probably waiting for you in the lobby right now.
Clyde: Oh, snap. Yah, that makes sense. I'll speak to ya later Dave... Temp's gonna be mad.
Dylan: C'mon faster, I'm hungry.
Dave: Yeah, you do that, kisses!
Clyde: Ewww! (hangs up) C'mon, we got to re-load the game.
Dylan: ... How will that help?
Clyde: I oughta slap you right now. Just do it.