TemplarLord's Mass Effect Short Story v1.1

TemplarLord: So, you played Mass Effect yet?
SomeNoob: No, I haven't.
TemplarLord: You haven't played Mass Effect yet? You son of a... *Readies his HMSWR X*
SomeNoob: *Gulp*
NeutralPeople: Yo, dawg, chill! Chill!!
TemplarLord: Lemme have him! I'll vaporize the bitch!! I'll go all Saren-style on his ass!!!
SomeNoob: *Runs away*
TemplarLord: You can run... But my Battle Optics X will pick you up... Muahahahaha
SomeNoob: *Yells from a distance* Hihi, no it won't, I got the Geth Jammer, u'll never find me!
TemplarLord: Gawd damn... Shit! Get to da Mako! AfSAP!
NeutralPeople: Hell no, u ain't paying us nearly enough money for this shit!
TemplarLord: Aight, aight, u'll all get 3 hours of free time once we're at the Citadel. We cool?
NeutralPeople: U better keep your gawd damn word this time...
TemplarLord: To da Mako!!